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45-80-5 Rule: Cross the F45/Farqwerk line

August 17, 2022June 4, 2024 mike.birmingham.nz@gmail.com

Summary (tldr)

  • The term Farqwerk 45 comes from the idea that you will have to work for 45 years (20-65yo). If you can stop working before the 45 years is up it is because you have enough resources/money to last your remaining days. It is equivalent to you saying “Farq work” when someone asks what you do, or you are offered a job!
  • The Farqwerk 45 (F45) line is an imaginary line that is crossed in your life when you find yourself with more money or resources to spend than you have life remaining, you are therefore no longer compelled to work.
  • You may cross the line at any point in your life, however, it is better to cross earlier than later. Most people will cross towards the end which is typically 4.5 decades or 65yo in the Western world.
  • An analysis of where, when, and how you might cross or not cross the line is shown in the examples further below.

Other:

  • The line is not fixed and moves in synchronicity with your good and bad fortunes. Time (age), income, spending, debt, and wise decisions will all contribute to when you cross this line
  • Just because you have crossed the line does not mean that you cease working. Many people will continue working by choice after crossing
  • Unfortunately, many people will never cross the F45 line (e.g. financially illiterate, lower socio-economic groups, non-developed countries, commodity and debt hoarders, etc.)

Also know as:

F45 Line, Farq working till 45 Line, Fukwerk-King Line, Faqwerk Line, Farkwerk Line, Fcukwerk Line, Fukwork Line, Sub45 line, Farq All Line, Whuc Werk, Whucy mcwhucwhuc line

F45 Hacks and Cautionary Tales

Avoid some of these traps.

F45 Paradox

The paradox here is that most people will push this line away from themselves the closer they get to it. This is typically done by increasing debt through institutes that compel modern-day indentured servitude

e.g. 55yo numbnuts parent goes into debt by buying their child a car or house without realizing they will now have to work longer even though the child has many more years in front of them than they do

F45 Equilibrium

Instead of crossing the line early It is preferred and desirable by many to reduce their work hours so that they could instead enjoy the balance of a shorter working week with a good lifestyle for a longer period in their lives e.g.

  1. 55yo reduces from 40 to 20hr weeks until age 65 (or later)
  2. 32yo stops being a commodity and debt hoarder and lives a minimalist life and only works 30 hours weeks

F45 Return / F45 Folly

This is what happens when a person crosses the line however they subsequently return due to bad choices or bad luck!

E.g. Financially Illerterate Celebrities, Billionaires, Athletes.

F45 Truth

  • You won’t beat the F45 line by putting in 40-hour work weeks
  • Every numbnuts will say they want to retire at their current age + 10 years however this won’t work until you hit your 50s
  • Every numbnuts will discuss starting a business with their mates but hardly any will do more than talk

Lame motivation to inspire a numbnuts to cross the line

  • If you keep doing what you’ve been doing you’ll keep getting what you’ve been getting
  • If nothing changes nothing changes
  • No change = no change (Me…just now)
  • Nothing New = nothing new (Me…just now)
  • It is risky not taking risks (Me…just now) 
  • NO RISK NO REWARD / NO PAIN NO GAIN / NO WORK NO TWERK…wait whaaattt!?

…..Wharrk any bearch can say inane things and be a fake guru!

I like these ideas because they help with Motivation 

  • It is immoral not to put your family ahead of your work! Your family should drive you to become all that you can be!
  • It is immoral not to put yourself before others. especially in your workplace! Read More

How to Cross Early

I have anther entire blog linked to this…

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Work the full 45 years

Most people will do nothing to cross the F45 line before 65. Instead, they will follow the usual easy-to-follow patterns:

  • Do not contemplate your full human life cycle
  • Work as a lower socio-income employee for as long as you can
  • Do not develop a skill that you can monetize
  • Develop a skill that pays FA
  • Spend all the money you make
  • Split your assets with an ex-partner after you are halfway through your life
  • live an unhealthy lifestyle (poor diet, no exercise, etc.) – that way you will not live a long life so will not need to concern yourself with longevity. This has a flow-on bonus effect of reducing your carbon footprint

Incomplete notes and thoughts

  • Maybe one should not necessarily live their life according to this line, instead, they should enjoy life day by day and just be aware that is there in the background.
  • How is this different from generic Retirement Planning or Financial Planning? FIRE Financial Independance Retire Early
  • Once you start to receive a pension have you automatically crossed the F45 line?
  • The F45 line should not be confused with retirement although they have the same end goal of not having to work. See Retirement by OECD
  • Is this whole idea about earning passive income?
  • Shouldn’t it be called F50 line numbnuts because the retirement age will creep up over the next 15 years? F45 is also already taken by a gym!
  • Intergenerational F45: This means being able to pass the line with your children.
  • Shityabi Equilibrium: A separate study that examines the close relationship between Why we work, and the consumables we purchase. A good balance must be struck if one intends to cross the line before retirement age. Note: There is no study I made this up 😛
  • F45 Digger: A person uses their looks or charm to partner up with someone who is about to or has already crossed this line. This can also lead to F45 Return (Isn’t this just a Gold Digger?)
  • Fortune Favours the Brave
  • Who dares Wins
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