Summary (tldr)
In this blog post I am going to tell you how to drive a vehicle on the road.
Yes that’s all bearch!
It’s not your road bearch
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Ever whucnuts thinks they are an ‘Above average driver’
They say everyone else but them can drive well lol
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When a was a young numbnuts the first 2 years I had my license I think I had 3 accidents!
It’s not your road bearch
Slow down when passing men in tights
- It’s easy to feel jealous when you see them in their bright tight pants. But don’t be resentful.
- You are a lethal weapon in your vehicle.
Drive for Life
If you start at 20 and end at 75 that’s 50 years of driving
Stop whucen idling
Don’t idle
- In a Car for longer than necescary
- It shocks me how Truck drivers feel that’s it’s a necescary thing to do
Every dumbass makes mistakes including you!
Drive safely because
Accidents are:
- expensive
- embarrassing
- a waste of time
- a massive inconveniance
It’s embarrising meeting your Tinder date at the bus stop!
Swap road rage for Zen time
In the same way that happiness is a learned value so to is being relaxed on the road
When you drive you should
Road Rage / Amygdala Hijacking
Anyone who has been in a car has experienced this. You need to control your emotions bearch!
If you haven’t already. Eventually, you will be:
- Cut off in traffic
- Lane cutters
- No indicators
Whuc you bearch!
It’s not your whucen road! ~350 good people die each anad every year
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Links:
It’s The Best Time In History To Be Alive and Here’s Why – YouTube
Is the world getting better or worse? A look at the numbers | Steven Pinker – YouTube
Reference Links
- I ma have have referenced these links directly in this blog or searched and found something that supported my claim
Lies in the Workplace | Psychology Today New Zealand
Three Hazards Of Working For A Dishonest Boss (forbes.com)
Lies in the Workplace | Psychology Today New Zealand
Three Hazards Of Working For A Dishonest Boss (forbes.com)
Lies in the Workplace | Psychology Today New Zealand
Three Hazards Of Working For A Dishonest Boss (forbes.com)
Criticism
There has been no criticism received to date of this amazing idea! Even Karen loves it!
…Lies! …Karen got full triggered when she read this!!
